I hate Tuesdays. I reckon that Tuesday is hands down the worst day of the week. I mean at least on Monday you have the singed memory of the weekend. But Tuesday is just the furthest point from the weekend. (Ignore the fact that maths can prove Wednesday is, because at least with Wednesday you know the worst is over). For me Tuesdays is my paperwork day
Then yesterday (or two days ago, or whenever depending on when your reading this) it was Pancake day. Now everyone loves Pancake day, which by it’s very nature is always on a Tuesday.
What Tuesday suffers from is a branding problem. So I reckon the world would be a much cheerier place, and Tuesdays would have a much better press if we just rebranded all Tuesdays as Pancake day. Monday, Pancakeday, Wednesday, Thursday etc…
And it was then I hit on the solution to the economic crisis. Our government needs to raise funds and we have a whole natural resource we aren’t using. Days. I propose we offer up days to corporate sponsors. The Super Bowl is the most expensive show to put advertising in, and that only lasts a few hours. We have flipping loads of days. And I for one would rather we kept the NHS and instead had McThursdays, and Murdoch could have Sunday all to himself to relaunch his ‘newspaper’
With his in mind my proposal for the new week is:
Newt Gingrich Presents Moonday
Pancakeday
Orange Wednesday
McThursday
TGI Fridays
Sat on my sofa from DFS
SUNday
Of course it does ruin the Happy Day’s theme…
Sozzles Fonzie.
